Woodworking: A Better DIY Joinery — The Sliding Dovetail

DIY is all the rage these days. The internet is overflowing with DIY websites, “how to” tutorials, downloadable plans. The popularity of this “genre” is that you can do amazing things with little or no previous knowledge or skill.

When it comes to woodworking, there is a lot to be said for that. There is certainly a broad field of woodworking that requires immense skill (and is often made easier by very expensive tools). Turning wood on a lathe, for example, requires not only a lathe, but a good bit of practice and training to master the technique.

That said, building a picnic table or a bookshelf is something that anyone with very limited tools and woodworking skills can do reasonably well. However, it’s often not that difficult to do things well. Why use a crude and inferior joint technique, if a far superior one can be made just as easily? And that brings me to the subject of this post.

Most of the DIY sites (the ones making money) are being sponsored by a tool company such as Kreg or Ryobi, so they are constantly telling you to join everything with pocket screws using your Kreg jig and your Ryobi drill. I get that they have to make money, but there is a place for pocket screws — I use them often — but why advocate that type of joint when another is called for?

captureWorse, you often see “woodworkers” demonstrating “glue and screw” joints such as the one pictured here. Yeah, I get that he/she is making this with plywood and will putty in the screw holes and paint the entire thing, and in the end the screws won’t show. But it’s an inferior joint for a shelf. The shelf should at least be set in a dado joint which can be cut in less time than it will take you to fiddle around with puttying and sanding at the end of the project — and the joint will be 100 times stronger. And a glue and dado joint for a shelf won’t require any screws — no screws on the outside to putty, no ugly pocket holes on the bottom side of the shelf that you hope no one stoops down to see.

What if you want to build a bookshelf out of cherry or oak? I hope you aren’t planning on painting five dollar a board foot hardwood. I’m here to tell you that you don’t have to settle for painted projects to cover shoddy workmanship. You can build a high-end looking project with the same tools and experience you are putting into the DIY plans you are downloading from the internet.

A dado can be cut with a table saw, radial arm saw, a router, or with a handsaw and a chisel. There is no reason to not at least be using dado joints when they are called for. Sure the dado joint will show at the front of the bookcase, but if you will be using a face frame, the face frame will hide that.

What if you aren’t using a face frame. Let me introduce you to another extremely strong and invisible joint — even stronger than the dado joint — that you can cut in minutes. This will require a router and a router table.  If you are doing ANY woodworking, a router, a table saw, and a miter saw are absolute musts anyway.

The sliding dovetail joint is a locking joint. A shelf could theoretically pull out of a dado joint.  Not so with a dovetail joint. This is a common joint in cabinetry, particularly with drawers. It looks intimidating, but let me assure you a 7th grader can make this joint.

IMG_20160517_183013If I’m using 3/4″ stock, I generally use a 1/2 inch dovetail bit. I set my bit depth to approximately half the thickness of the stock. It doesn’t have to be exact, because we will custom fit the tails to the slot.

The jig is simple. Make a square box with 3/4″ stock laid flat, exactly the width of your router base, so it can’t move left or right. Set the end of the box so when your router hits it (stops), the bit will stop about 1/4″ from the far edge of the board. Clamp your piece to the table and clamp your jig to your piece, and rout your slot. Make a couple slow passes so the slot is cleaned up nicely. Make all your dovetail slot cuts for your entire project without changing your router setup.

Once all the slots are cut, now it’s time to cut the tails. Always do your initial tail set up on a scrap piece of wood. Mount your router in your router table. Take one of your pieces with a slot and turn it slot down so you can see the slot. Raise your router bit until it just touches the bottom of the slot, then lower the bit back down about 1/16 of an inch. You can always tweak later. If your tail is too short, raise the bit. If the tail is too long, lower the bit. I usually don’t need to. You want the tail just slightly shorter than the slot so there will be about a 1/32″ to 1/64″ gap between the tail and the channel for glue surface. If it’s too snug it will starve the glue joint and may also leave gaps in the corner mating surfaces.

Once the bit height is set, move the fence so the bit is barely outside the fence and make a pass on each side of your scrap piece. See if it will fit in your slot. Hopefully it’s way too big. That’s what we want. Now you can move your fence back about 1/16″ of an inch and make another pass on each side. Make very small fence adjustments. Keep in mind because we are making a pass on each side of the board, a 1/16″ fence move results in a 1/8″ change to the tail-piece. Check fit again. Once it gets close, make smaller adjustments to the fence. Once the piece will start to go in, but is still too tight, you can often just make another pass or two without any fence adjustment to clean up a bit of stray material and get a fit. We want a good snug fit. If you need to tap it with your hand to get it to go in, that’s good. We don’t want to have to pound it in with a hammer though.

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It shouldn’t take more than a couple of minutes for this whole process to get the perfect tail set up, then you can cut all your tail pieces with confidence.

IMG_20160517_183346Now that we have a perfectly fitting tail, because we are making a hidden joint, the tail-piece won’t slide all the way in.

Slide it in until it hits. Use a chisel or small saw (coping saw works well) to cut out the dovetail notch extending. I like to saw horizontally across the grain, the take a chisel and tap the piece out vertically with the grain.

Then because the end of our channel is rounded from the router bit, take a utility knife and shave the corners where we just notched out to round it off a bit and you’re done.

IMG_20160517_195926Tap the board back out of the groove, flip it around and slide it back in and — Presto — you have a completely invisible joint that will still be holding strong 100 years from now. A little glue in the bottom of the channel and on the end of the tail is all it takes. Of course, clamp your glue ups until they dry. Usually 30 minutes clamp time is sufficient, but don’t stress the joint for 24 hours.

So just because you are a DIY’er, don’t be intimidated by proper joinery techniques. Most of them can be done well with basic tools and just a little practice. The first time you attempt this, it may take you a half hour or longer, and several pieces of scrap wood to get the setup right. Once you’ve figured it out, the next time and the time after that, you will be knocking these out it minutes.

If you’ve never made a sliding dovetail joint, go to your garage or shop, grab a couple of pieces of scrap wood and give it a shot, then let me know how it went for you. You’ll be making stronger and better looking projects in no time.

This “Best Ever” Hyperbole Detracts from the Beauty of the Accomplishment

captureI’m disappointed that ESPN is contributing to the meaningless “best ever” nonsense in its post-game coverage of Denver’s Super Bowl win.

First, let’s be honest and admit that there is no way to compare players and teams across multiple generations. Not only is each game unique, but it’s a completely different game now. Players have changed. They are bigger and faster — and more athletic — especially in positions that were historically brute strength positions. The style of play has changed. Many of these teams played when the passing game was primarily deep balls to wide receivers, and quarterbacks were required to hold the ball 3 plus seconds.  The rules have changed as well. No longer can you pile drive quarterbacks, hit defenseless receivers, and laying more than a pinky on a receiver will likely draw a flag. The west coast offense, spreading the field with 5 or 6 receivers and quick release passing, read options and designed quarterback runs weren’t around in years past. These comparisons just aren’t realistic.

Second, similar to the above point, the situations these teams face pretty much defines their legacies. The Cowboys of the 70’s and the Niners of the 80’s had some pretty incredible defenses, but their offenses dominated other teams’ weaker defenses to the point that their own defenses got less recognition. Teams like the 85 Bears or this year’s Broncos, who go into a game and win it almost solely on the strength of its defensive performance is always going to get more recognition. It may not mean that the Niners’ or Cowboys defense was less stellar — it may just be that historical perspective is being colored by the filter of a specific situation.

Third, and perhaps most importantly, all this talk of comparison detracts from what should be talked about, and that is the stellar performance these players put on the field in the biggest moment — when it counted the most. The Steelers, Patriots and Panthers were the three most potent offenses in the NFL this season. When they got into post-season play, they performed their best. Yes, they were the #1 defense all season long, but they took it to another level in the post-season. And when playing the #2 defense in the league (and make no bones about it, Carolina’s defense is almost as good as Denver’s), shut their offense down to minimal production, this defense took the game over — scoring 7 points outright, and giving their offense the ball at the goal line for a gimme score to seal the game. Their pass rush was relentless. They literally battered Rothlisberger, Brady and Newton. Von Miller was a man possessed. Not only was he assaulting the quarterback every time he rushed the passer, I saw him run with a slot receiver 30 yards down the field and break up a pass play. That is insane talent. He is a gifted freak of nature. That’s what we should be talking about. Forget how he, or anyone on this team, compares to guys that played 30 years ago; what we saw Super Bowl Sunday was a performance that shines on its own stage, in its own right. It was a dominating performance that we haven’t seen for many years, and may not see again for many more years. These guys deserve to stand in the spotlight alone for what they did. Let’s not take the spotlight off their brilliant performance by bringing in teams from 30 years ago to share the stage with them. This is their moment. Let’s let them have it.

Favorite Quotes from one of my Favorite Movies: The Big Kahuna

from The Big Kahuna:

Phil: The question is, do you have any character at all? And if you want my honest opinion, Bob, you do not. For the simple reason that you don’t regret anything yet.

Bob: Are you saying I won’t have any character unless I do something I regret?

Phil: No, Bob. I’m saying you’ve already done plenty of things to regret. You just don’t know what they are. It’s when you discover them. When you see the folly in something you’ve done. And you wish you had to do over. But you know you can’t because it’s too late. So you pick that thing up and you carry it with you. To remind you that life goes on. The world will spin without you. You really don’t matter in the end. Then will you attain character. Because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself all across your face.


Phil: It doesn’t matter whether you’re selling Jesus or Buddha or civil rights or ‘How to Make Money in Real Estate With No Money Down.’ That doesn’t make you a human being; it makes you a marketing rep. If you want to talk to somebody honestly, as a human being, ask him about his kids. Find out what his dreams are – just to find out, for no other reason. Because as soon as you lay your hands on a conversation to steer it, it’s not a conversation anymore; it’s a pitch. And you’re not a human being; you’re a marketing rep.


Larry: Phil… man, we’re in Wichita, Kansas. What does it matter whether we’re on the 1st floor or the 500th floor? It all looks the same!


Larry: Did you mention perhaps what line of industrial lubricants Jesus would have endorsed?


Larry: Here’s to the profound religious experience that comes from doing a job well and being grossly underpaid.

Do Guns Prevent or Promote Violence — and Does it Matter?

captureMany gun enthusiasts argue that more people carrying guns would reduce gun violence. Of course, this is an argument that largely has no data to either support it or disprove it — until now. A recent study shows that states with concealed carry laws actually have higher gun homicide rates. The question is does any of this actually matter at the core of the debate?

So here’s the weird thing about the whole gun debate: both sides of the debate support the right to private gun ownership. You would think the two sides could find ways to increase public safety while protecting 2nd amendment rights. You would be wrong.

Strip away all the marketing misdirection and here’s the dynamic:

Side 1 says 30,000 firearm deaths a year is far too many; we need to implement better gun security — background checks, registration, point of sale control to prevent bypassing background checks, and training and licensing requirements.

Side two immediately goes into panic mode. OMG!! THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE OUR GUNS AWAY!! QUICK!  EVERYONE TO YOUR GUNS!!  It’s like, we don’t care if half the population is killed in gun violence – we want our guns, we NEED our guns like a crack head needs crack – and anytime you mention gun safety we are going to have this irrational reaction.

So here’s another irony: I work with a guy who was a sniper in the military – did tours in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Somalia, among other places.  He still suffers from PTSD, but told me yesterday that he used to have a lot of personal guns, but when he got out of the military he got rid of all his guns and hasn’t touched one since.

It’s odd that when I talk to people who have actually used guns to kill people, they are almost without exception far less inclined to rely on guns for personal safety. It’s the naive folk who have rarely even seen a fist fight who tend to think arming the general public for mass killings is the solution to our public safety problem.

I have never pulled a trigger on anyone either, but I was involved in a vehicle accident — no fault of my own — that resulted in a fatality. I can say I had nightmares for years after.  I saw the blood on the windshield, the body slumped over.  I do know from experience that being involved in the death of another human being is a traumatic experience for normal people.

I don’t think we want people actually killing others before we hand them gun permits. Furthermore, it’s probably not feasible to require everyone to spend 30 days on the front lines in a war zone, but I wonder if we required people to watch graphic videos of gun violence, visually witness actual killings in real life rather than video game and Hollywood cartoon violence, visit crime scenes or mortuaries — I just wonder if there’s a way for people to actually “get” the horror that is gun violence.  Maybe not, but here’s what I do know: If more people having guns was the answer to gun violence, gang neighborhoods would be the safest place to live.